The Three Wisemen Brought Frankincense, Myrrh, and… Marijuana?

 by lucy

19-year-old Alain Cassagnol was trying to spread some Christmas cheer, but all he got in return was handcuffs and a jail cell.

Early Monday, Cassagnol was caught by police in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina driving 103 in a 45 MPH zone.  Officers pulled him over and arrested him for speeding.

When Cassagnol exited his vehicle, police smelled a strong odor of marijuana.  It was at that point that the driver admitted he had a bag of weed stashed in the crotch of his pants.

In the baggie police found 5.4 grams of marijuana.  In the car was a deodorizing spray that was scented like frankincense and myrrh, two aromatic plants that are known biblically for being the gifts brought by the three wisemen to Jesus’ birth.  Unfortunately for Cassagnol, the seasonal spray did not hide the smell of his stash.

The teenager was arrested and is currently locked up in Horry County jail on $649 bond.



4 Responses so far | Have Your Say!

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    redlaser said on Dec 24, 2013

    103 in a 45mph? Idiot.

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    alexyerxa8 said on Dec 26, 2013

    $650 for speeding and 5 grams omg

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    skybynight said on Dec 26, 2013

    When I read it the 1st time I must of read it fast cause I thought it said he was sent to horny jail.

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    FoxDogJake said on Dec 28, 2013

    This dude is a moron, we can all thank him for the negative stereotypes we endure. Also, 103 in a 45 does not sound like a stoner; meth, crack or some other stimulant sounds like it had a play too.

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